A silent night,
A star above,
A blessed gift of hope and love,
A blessed Christmas to you!
I hope you have a wonderful Christmas.
Have a great new year!
Hopefully Santa will be extra good to you.
Enjoy your holidays!
Merry Christmas!
Bells are ringing the wishes of Christmas day
The flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you
Merry Christmas!
Can I have your picture?
So Santa Claus knows exactly
What to give me this year.
Happy Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
May all the sweet magic Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts And fill every desire.
Merry Christmas!
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Thanksgiving Jokes
Daddy asked Little Mandy: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Little Mandy: Because they use such FOWL language
that Jesus does not like.
Menses: "Doctor, help me! I can't stop acting like a turkey!"
Doctor: "I see," "How long have you had this problem?
"Menses: (After mulling for some minutes) Mom laid the egg in 1954..."
What do the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?
God save the kin.
A hockey team had finished its daily practice session.
A large turkey came to the ground and walked up to the head coach,
and demanding a tryout.
Players were amazed and grew silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line.
Finally, the turkey returned to the sidelines,
where coach was waiting for him.
The coach shouted, "You're terrific!!!
Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus."
The turkey replied, "Forget the bonus. And, tell me, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?"
What will a turkey, with a dramatic bent of mind,
say to another turkey on Thanksgiving morning?
To be or not to be roasted, that is the question.
Little Mandy: Because they use such FOWL language
that Jesus does not like.
Menses: "Doctor, help me! I can't stop acting like a turkey!"
Doctor: "I see," "How long have you had this problem?
"Menses: (After mulling for some minutes) Mom laid the egg in 1954..."
What do the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?
God save the kin.
A hockey team had finished its daily practice session.
A large turkey came to the ground and walked up to the head coach,
and demanding a tryout.
Players were amazed and grew silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line.
Finally, the turkey returned to the sidelines,
where coach was waiting for him.
The coach shouted, "You're terrific!!!
Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus."
The turkey replied, "Forget the bonus. And, tell me, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?"
What will a turkey, with a dramatic bent of mind,
say to another turkey on Thanksgiving morning?
To be or not to be roasted, that is the question.
Labels:
Best Wishes,
Best Wishes message,
Best Wishes sms
Best Wishes SMS
Every bad situation will have something positive
Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day
Think of this & lead your life
Nothing can stop you
Best of luck!
Trusting God won't make the mountain smaller
But it will make climbing easier.
Hope you are able to climb all your mountains always.
Best of Luck!
Every sunset gives us one day less to live!
But every sunrise give us,
One more to hope!So,
hope for the best.
Best of Luck!
May God grant u a sun beam to warm u,
A moon beam to charm u,
An angel so no one can harm u...
smile now
Wish u best of luck.
May the angels protect U
May sadness forget U
May goodness surround U
May happiness be round U
And may God always bless U..!!
Happiness is like a butterfly u run after it,
It keeps flying away.
But if u stand still,
It comes and sits with u.
Hope you get lots of butterflies.
Soft Speech clean heart,
Peaceful eyes,
strength hands,
Focused mind & determined decision with God's Love.
Always makes u winner.
Best of Luck!
Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day
Think of this & lead your life
Nothing can stop you
Best of luck!
Trusting God won't make the mountain smaller
But it will make climbing easier.
Hope you are able to climb all your mountains always.
Best of Luck!
Every sunset gives us one day less to live!
But every sunrise give us,
One more to hope!So,
hope for the best.
Best of Luck!
May God grant u a sun beam to warm u,
A moon beam to charm u,
An angel so no one can harm u...
smile now
Wish u best of luck.
May the angels protect U
May sadness forget U
May goodness surround U
May happiness be round U
And may God always bless U..!!
Happiness is like a butterfly u run after it,
It keeps flying away.
But if u stand still,
It comes and sits with u.
Hope you get lots of butterflies.
Soft Speech clean heart,
Peaceful eyes,
strength hands,
Focused mind & determined decision with God's Love.
Always makes u winner.
Best of Luck!
Labels:
Best Wishes,
Best Wishes message,
Best Wishes sms
Good Night Sms
Excuse me, Agar aap abhi soye nahin ho
Aur sms parh rahe ho to “Good Night”
Aur agar aap so gaye ho
Aur sms subah padhoge to“Good Morning”
Your phone must have got heavier with this SMS!
It contains load of love, affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe.
Have a nice sleep!
Good night!
If u r still awake, goodnight my sweet darling and
If u just woke up, good morning honey.
Love u so much.
The stars r out,
The moon is up,
One more hug,
One more smile,
Kiss u once,
Kiss u twice,
Now it’s time for bed.
Close ur eyes,
N sleep tight!
I was looking out the windows
Thinking about the person
I care most & Guess who came into my mind - U
So, just want to wish u good night.......
Aur sms parh rahe ho to “Good Night”
Aur agar aap so gaye ho
Aur sms subah padhoge to“Good Morning”
Your phone must have got heavier with this SMS!
It contains load of love, affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe.
Have a nice sleep!
Good night!
If u r still awake, goodnight my sweet darling and
If u just woke up, good morning honey.
Love u so much.
The stars r out,
The moon is up,
One more hug,
One more smile,
Kiss u once,
Kiss u twice,
Now it’s time for bed.
Close ur eyes,
N sleep tight!
I was looking out the windows
Thinking about the person
I care most & Guess who came into my mind - U
So, just want to wish u good night.......
Good Morning SMS
Waves are inspiring,
Not coz they rise-n-fall;
But coz each time they fall,
They never fail to rise again!
Hope u rise always!
Good Morning!
The greatest people of d world have always stood alone.
Few people have d courage to appear as good as they really are!
Good Morning!
Don’t make promises when u r in joy,
Don’t reply when u r sad,
Don’t take decision when u r angry!
Think twice, Act wise
Good Morning!
An Early Morning Message,
Does Not Only Mean Good Morning!
But Has A Silent Message SayingYou Are My First Thought
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile,
Wishing you good morning,
Hoping that you have a great dayTake care!
Good Morning!
Its morning time A cup of hot hello,
A plate of crispy wishes,
A spoon of sweet smiles &A slice of great success -
for u Enjoy the day!
Good Morning!
Not coz they rise-n-fall;
But coz each time they fall,
They never fail to rise again!
Hope u rise always!
Good Morning!
The greatest people of d world have always stood alone.
Few people have d courage to appear as good as they really are!
Good Morning!
Don’t make promises when u r in joy,
Don’t reply when u r sad,
Don’t take decision when u r angry!
Think twice, Act wise
Good Morning!
An Early Morning Message,
Does Not Only Mean Good Morning!
But Has A Silent Message SayingYou Are My First Thought
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile,
Wishing you good morning,
Hoping that you have a great dayTake care!
Good Morning!
Its morning time A cup of hot hello,
A plate of crispy wishes,
A spoon of sweet smiles &A slice of great success -
for u Enjoy the day!
Good Morning!
Good Luck SMS
May God grant u a sun to warm u,
A moon to charm u,
An angel so no one can harm u...
Smile now
Wish u best of luck.
Have faith in your ability to succeed,
Be positive and never look back at failures.
Good Luck!
Soft speech, clean heart,
Peaceful eyes,
strong hands,
Focused mind & determined decision.
May God give you all these.
Good Luck!
I wish a wish for u.
It’s a wish I wish for few
The wish I wish for u is that
May all ur wishes come true
Keep wishing as my best wishes are always with u
Good Luck!
May beauty of every season
Give ur heart a beautiful reason to smile.
May u succeed in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best!
A moon to charm u,
An angel so no one can harm u...
Smile now
Wish u best of luck.
Have faith in your ability to succeed,
Be positive and never look back at failures.
Good Luck!
Soft speech, clean heart,
Peaceful eyes,
strong hands,
Focused mind & determined decision.
May God give you all these.
Good Luck!
I wish a wish for u.
It’s a wish I wish for few
The wish I wish for u is that
May all ur wishes come true
Keep wishing as my best wishes are always with u
Good Luck!
May beauty of every season
Give ur heart a beautiful reason to smile.
May u succeed in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best!
Get Well Soon SMS
Why U choose this particular time to get sick,
Seems to us an insensitive choiceLet’s go,
get up and stop faking it;
We are really missing you.
Get Well Soon!
Tackle life with all your skills
Overcome each and every hillIf u persist with all your will
U will enjoy your life and all its thrills.
Get Well Soon!
Gandhi Bapu ne bola he -Koi tumhe SMS nahi karta to koi baat nahi
Use ek Bouquet do aur kaho.
Get Well Soon Mamu!
Heard you were feeling out of a Quack......
Hope you are up & Splashing Soon.
Get Well Soon!
May the little flowers lying in gloom,
Rise and bloom,
swaying endlessly,
This way and that way,
Morning to dusk everyday…
Get well soon.
Early in the morning sun rise with many hopes
But it’s set hopelessly.
It signals that you are not fooling well.
So get well soon!
Be the sky above you,
Blue soft be the road below you,
Affection be the breeze around you,
I pray all the happiness surrounds you.
Get well soon!
Seems to us an insensitive choiceLet’s go,
get up and stop faking it;
We are really missing you.
Get Well Soon!
Tackle life with all your skills
Overcome each and every hillIf u persist with all your will
U will enjoy your life and all its thrills.
Get Well Soon!
Gandhi Bapu ne bola he -Koi tumhe SMS nahi karta to koi baat nahi
Use ek Bouquet do aur kaho.
Get Well Soon Mamu!
Heard you were feeling out of a Quack......
Hope you are up & Splashing Soon.
Get Well Soon!
May the little flowers lying in gloom,
Rise and bloom,
swaying endlessly,
This way and that way,
Morning to dusk everyday…
Get well soon.
Early in the morning sun rise with many hopes
But it’s set hopelessly.
It signals that you are not fooling well.
So get well soon!
Be the sky above you,
Blue soft be the road below you,
Affection be the breeze around you,
I pray all the happiness surrounds you.
Get well soon!
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