Computer Jokes

Spell Checker:
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An office technician got a call from a user. She told him that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the technician deduced that her computer needed to be brought in and serviced. He said - "Unplug the power cord and bring it up here and I will fix it." About fifteen minutes later, she came to his door, with the power cord in her hand.

Malcolm wanted to become a great writer, a writer who will write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger, abuse, and write criticizing him”.
He has become error messages writer for Microsoft.

There was conference of software engineers at Bangalore, in India. There were many groups of software engineers, representing different companies.
They were asked, “If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had made the flight control software, how many of you would leave immediately?”
All, except one guy in the right hand corner, raised their hand in affirmation.
The person who had asked the question reached the fellow who had not raised his hands and asked, "Why would you not leave the plane immediately?
The man answered: "I would be quite happy to stay onboard with my team’s software, as the plane will not even pass the runway, let alone take off.

Harris: “How’s your history paper coming?”
Steven: “Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and it’s been very helpful.
Harris: “Really?”
Steven: “Yes! I’ve already located 20 people who sell the papers!”