Exam sms

Exams ke do din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai!

Exams r nearAt d paper u stare
The answer is nowhere
It makes u pull ur hairGrades r not fair
But just lik d past 15 yrs
We don’t care!
Best of luck!

To be a good professional,
Always start to study late for Exams.
Because it teaches how to manage Time
And tackle Emergencies!
Best of luck!

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai,
do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya Munna Bhai karvaye ga?
All the best!

Kash koi exam result ka insurance kara deta,
To har exam ka pehle premium bharwa deta,
Pass hote to thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva leta…
All the best!

Anatomy of Exams
Exams-Kalyug
Exminer-Bhoot
Question Paper-Paheli
Ans Paper-Kora Kagaz
Marks-Asambhav
Cheating-Aksar
Result-Sadma
All the best!

Boy got a 0 in Exam.
Father: Yeh kya hai?
Son: Teacher ke pass stars khatam ho gaye thay,
Unhone planet diye hain!
Hope you get lots of stars and no planets!