Birthday Jokes

Adam to Ella: What do you give 900-pound gorilla for his birthday?
Ella: I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!

A husband was happy with his wife's birthday.
He asked her what she wanted as a present.
His wife replied, "Oh, I don't know"! Just give me something with diamonds".
He bought her a pack of playing cards.

Jesan asked his wife, what would she like for her birthday?"
She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, they both went to a theme park.
He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide,
The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear and many more. After going through all these,
she staggered out of the theme park five hours later.
Her head was reeling and her stomach turning.
Then they were off to a movie theater where they ate popcorn and sweets and drank Cola.
Next, they ate a lot of chocolates. At last, she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
Jesan asked his wife, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?"
Tired and fatigued, the wife replied, "Actually honey, I meant dress size!"


Birthdays are good for you.
Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

Sandy went to doctor, "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake, what is wrong there."
Doctor: "Next time, remove the candles before eating the cake."

What is the left side of a birthday cake?
The side that's not eaten.

Zack to Coddy, "What did one candle say to the other?"
Coddy: "Don't birthdays burn you up?"