Friday, December 5, 2008

Sorry sms

Remember d good times we spent together
the beautiful future we dreamt of I never wanted to create a distance between us
Please forgive me n help me bridge d gap.

I have committed a sin to make u sad
And am realising that I'm very bad
So plz forgive me to lessen the grief
Your forgiveness will led to a relief
I'm sorry!

I know you are angry I know what you must be going through I hope you know
How sorry I am for all That happened between us
Please forgive me

How can I begin to say I am sorry.
I didn't mean to upset you.
I hope that you will forgive me.
I am sorry.


Anytime you are angry, it breaks my heart
But my heart never stops loving you......
Sorry that I have hurt you!


I'm so sorry for hurting your feelings
I take back my words!
Hope you?ll forgive me!


Wish I could turn back the time
And make things right?
Please forgive me!


Apology is a lovely perfume,
It can transform the clumsiest moment into a gracious gift.
Please forgive me!

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Inspirational Quotes

I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward.
- Thomas A. Edison

Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises.
- Demosthenes

Follow effective action with quiet reflection. From the quiet reflection will come even more effective action.
- Peter F. Drucker

It's not hard to make decisions when you know what your values are.
- Roy Disney

The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing.
- Albert Einstein

Believe deep down in your heart that you're destined to do great things.
- Joe Paterno

To succeed, you need to take that gut feeling in what you believe and act on it with all of your heart.
- Christy Borgeld

Change does not necessarily assure progress, but progress implacably requires change. Education is essential to change, for education creates both new wants and the ability to satisfy them.
- Henry Steele Commager

No matter how carefully you plan your goals they will never be more that pipe dreams unless you pursue them with gusto.
- W. Clement Stone

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint you can on it.
- Danny Kaye

Patience and perseverance have a magical effect before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish. A little knowledge that acts is worth infinitely more than much knowledge that is idle.
- John Quincy Adams

Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none.
- Benjamin Franklin

Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.
- Joshua J. Marine

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Friendship sms

Keep me as a friend and
I will keep you in my heart and lock it up.
I'll throw away the key
So that no one can take you away from me.

I am not like a clock
That can sms you 24hrs a day
But my heart is like a clock
That nonstop cares, loves and prays
For a special friend… like you

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,
I wouldn't jump with them;
I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

Sign of a True Friend...
He always sees the pain
Behind your eyes at that time,
When everyone says
"Man! You smile a lot ..."

Longest love is Mother's love,
Shortest love is Other's love,
Sweetest love is Lover's love,
But strongest love is Friend's love.
Like u and me.

Colours may fade
The sun may not shine
The moon may not be bright
Heartbeats may stop
Lives may pass but our friendship
I’ll treasure till the day my heart stops.

Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know.
My riches do not lie in material wealth
But in having friends like you - a precious gift from God!

The test of Friendship
Doesn’t comes when u r together.
It comes when u part ways &
U realize that despite the distance,
The Friendship is still there…

One candle is enough to cut darkness.
One good guide is enough for success.
One true friend is enough to make life happy.

Never dump old friends.
They are hard to replace.
Friendship is like wine:
It gets better as it grows older.
Just like us… I get better, u get older.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Birthday Jokes

Adam to Ella: What do you give 900-pound gorilla for his birthday?
Ella: I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!

A husband was happy with his wife's birthday.
He asked her what she wanted as a present.
His wife replied, "Oh, I don't know"! Just give me something with diamonds".
He bought her a pack of playing cards.

Jesan asked his wife, what would she like for her birthday?"
She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, they both went to a theme park.
He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide,
The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear and many more. After going through all these,
she staggered out of the theme park five hours later.
Her head was reeling and her stomach turning.
Then they were off to a movie theater where they ate popcorn and sweets and drank Cola.
Next, they ate a lot of chocolates. At last, she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
Jesan asked his wife, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?"
Tired and fatigued, the wife replied, "Actually honey, I meant dress size!"


Birthdays are good for you.
Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

Sandy went to doctor, "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake, what is wrong there."
Doctor: "Next time, remove the candles before eating the cake."

What is the left side of a birthday cake?
The side that's not eaten.

Zack to Coddy, "What did one candle say to the other?"
Coddy: "Don't birthdays burn you up?"

Computer Jokes

Spell Checker:
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An office technician got a call from a user. She told him that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the technician deduced that her computer needed to be brought in and serviced. He said - "Unplug the power cord and bring it up here and I will fix it." About fifteen minutes later, she came to his door, with the power cord in her hand.

Malcolm wanted to become a great writer, a writer who will write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger, abuse, and write criticizing him”.
He has become error messages writer for Microsoft.

There was conference of software engineers at Bangalore, in India. There were many groups of software engineers, representing different companies.
They were asked, “If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had made the flight control software, how many of you would leave immediately?”
All, except one guy in the right hand corner, raised their hand in affirmation.
The person who had asked the question reached the fellow who had not raised his hands and asked, "Why would you not leave the plane immediately?
The man answered: "I would be quite happy to stay onboard with my team’s software, as the plane will not even pass the runway, let alone take off.

Harris: “How’s your history paper coming?”
Steven: “Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and it’s been very helpful.
Harris: “Really?”
Steven: “Yes! I’ve already located 20 people who sell the papers!”

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Happy Birthday sms

Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to
let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday...


Somebody up there Loves you
Somebody down here cares for you
Happy Birthday!!!


This msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar.
But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.
Happy Birthday


Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year!
Happy Birthday my sweetheart.



How do you expect me to remember your birthday,
when you never look any older?



Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care,
because you will remember me when u certainly
make it a big affair and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one
who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!


Many many happy returns of the day and May u Live lOng as Long as more Than Devil.


Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u
with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.


Wish you a many many happy returns of the day.
May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.


Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you, someone needs you;
but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

Kick off ur shoes,take a break,
Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake,
light the candles, cut the cake.
Make it a day, that's simply Great!!!
Happy B'Day..